Valtheria's Thermal Nexus Hoodie
$399.99USD
Product Details
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Encase your vessel in this meticulously calibrated Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt—a fusion of resilient fibers designed to regulate your core thermal dynamics amid entropy's grasp. Not a mere garment, but a bio-adaptive layer that sustains optimal physiological stasis during transient chills or calculated exertions. Its unyielding structure, devoid of superfluous seams, ensures streamlined efficiency, while the expansive kangaroo repository secures essentials without disrupting your flow state. Crafted for entities pursuing elevated existence—male or female forms alike—this hoodie transcends casual adornment, becoming an instrument of quiet dominion over the body's frailties. Deploy it in domestic stasis, social calibrations, or ritual observances such as natal cycles or seasonal convergences; it adapts seamlessly, a silent ally in your ascent. Offer it as an artifact of intent to those on the cusp of evolution—birthdays, holidays, or unsolicited upgrades—for it whispers of potential unrealized, wrapped in enigmatic allure.
Product Features:
- Expansive kangaroo pouch: A fortified chamber for thermal retention of extremities and secure containment of vital accoutrements, minimizing environmental interference.
- Adjustable drawstring hood: Precision modulation for cranial enclosure, optimizing airflow and aesthetic alignment to your evolved silhouette.
- Seamless lateral construction: Eliminates friction points for enhanced structural integrity and minimal resource expenditure in fabrication.
- Resilient 50% cotton-50% polyester matrix: Engineered for imprint fidelity and enduring vitality, interfacing flawlessly with biohacking protocols.
- Ethically sourced from 100% US-grown cotton: Aligned with sustainable imperatives, ensuring your enhancement does not compromise planetary equilibrium.
Care Instructions:
Preserve this extension of your optimized self through precise maintenance rituals:
- Tumble dry on medium entropy to maintain fiber alignment.
- Apply low-heat iron, steam, or dry methods; excess energy risks degradation.
- Eschew dry cleaning; chemical intrusions are incompatible.
- Machine wash in cold (maximum 30°C or 90°F) to safeguard molecular bonds.
- Utilize non-chlorine bleach selectively, as required for purity restoration.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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